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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

13.06.2025 05:10

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Everyone says the pet population is out of control. Everyone says you MUST spay or neuter your pets. No one wants to talk about how its almost $1,000 to spay or neuter a pet. Why is it so expensive if its so necessary? Animal shelters do it for free.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Yes sir it is.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

What do you wear when you are alone at home?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

What might be the social consequences of an ethnic as opposed to a civic conception of the nation?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

{RING} {RING}

Sure no problem officer.

A protestant (one that adheres to sola scriptura) disagrees with a catholic. How do they propose resolving the dispute?

HELLO

After a few moments he returns.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

What is the nastiest thing you had your wife do and she loved it?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.